you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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