If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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