There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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