I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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