Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
God I need to hump something, right now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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