BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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