STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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