i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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