I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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