So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize