Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall