just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.