whats a polygalesbian?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing