Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.