I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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