White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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