I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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