party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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