Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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