There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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