He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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