he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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