Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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