We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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