I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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