She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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