I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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NoShamevember. You game?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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