i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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