Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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