is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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