question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
soo... how was my night?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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