I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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