Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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