Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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