I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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