I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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