why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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