if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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