First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You may now shotgun with the bride
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Randomize