does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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