FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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