apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He shit in the fireplace
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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