If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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