why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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