Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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