come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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