it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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