Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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