But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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