my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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