Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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