Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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