i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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