dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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