i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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