YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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