4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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