its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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